Beverly Hills CAps Bureau · Timeline: 1 Month*
The Situation Room
UnC + ZA are bankrolling this Raya endeavor. In return, every date gets recorded and considered. We don't need the dirt, we need the details.
THE DEAL
- One month. Every month after costs 10% more than the subscription price, due in full to Zia and UnC.
- Dates: people you see, enjoy, hate, consider, or even seriously consider.
- Requirement: all men allowed from 5'9" and up. Failure to consider under 5'9" results in full repayment of $20.
- Each date is worth your value. Every time you go on a date, create a history of it. Every date will have qualifiers, and the value of those qualifiers will be judged by Zia + UnC.
- Sexual promiscuity is not encouraged, but promiscuity with curiosity and excitement earns points. Show openness beyond shallow aura-goals, level up. Follow the sad, performative culture focused on money and looks more than all else: denied. Bill will be sent.
*Extensions available at subscription price + 10%.
Days left–until 12/31
Dates0Get out there
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Funding statusActiveContinuation pending